I had a little adventure with my shiny new iPhone 4 over the past weekend. I was at the beach with my young son, who was splashing about in the ocean water when I thought…wouldn’t this make a great video? I hadn’t brought my camcorder with me, but I did happen to have my iPhone 4 with it’s rather impressive video capabilities. I reached into my pocket, as I’ve done effortlessly many times before and pulled it out of my pocket.
Maybe I was distracted by my mental planning of the perfect shot, or maybe my hands were just a little moistened by the ocean air, but my usual solid grasp on the phone failed me.. I watched, as if in slow motion, the phone slipped from my hands and tumbled downward into the shallow ocean water. I reacted quickly, knowing that even my lightning reflexes would likely be too slow to prevent the inevitable.
As I reached down, the iPhone looked upward at me, its “Slide To Unlock” screen still on, as if to say “how could you have done this to me?” I snatched it out of the water and dried it on my shirt. It seemed to still be working, but then a message popped on the screen. “This Accessory is not designed…” I pretended I hadn’t seen it. There was no accessory attached. I knew what it meant. Water damage. I shut off the phone, planning to “rice” it when I got home (following the internet lore that storing a water-damaged gadget in rice can help extract the water).
ON the way home, the phone awoke on its own, as if activated by an invisible hand. Despite the fact that my own hand was quite visible, it was unable to make the iPhone do anything. The slide to unlock screen was now merely mocking me, like a spurned lover. No amount of sliding would produce the desired effect.
Using my wife’s phone, I booked the next appointment at the nearest Apple Store. After a few minutes wait, the “Genius” approached me. “So, you’re having a problem with your iPhone?” he asked, with a helpful tone. “A problem? A problem? Oh, I’d say we have a problem!” I wanted to answer. Instead, I let the iPhone tell the story itself, sheepishly adding a vague comment about an unfortunate encounter with the Atlantic Ocean. I braced myself and my credit card for the inevitable.
The Genius glanced around. “Normally, we don’t do this, because it’s not covered by warranty. But because it’s so new and we want to make our customer’s happy, and there haven’t been that many cases available…” I was tempted to interrupt him to say that a case wouldn’t have really made a difference here, unless it was waterproof, but I got the idea that I should just let him finish. After asking my permission to do some diagnostic testing, he returned with a small black box. Inside was a new iPhone 4. Using the no-longer-included SIM Removal Tool, he skillfully extracted the MicroSIM card from my dead phone and transplanted it into the new phone. He handed me some papers to sign, authorizing the exchange.
Price: $ 0.00
People accuse me of being an Apple fan, but isn’t it justified?