You know, I’m not a violent person. But there’s something about Bluetooth headsets which brings out my inner bully. Every time I see someone wearing one of these (particularly while NOT talking on the phone), I want to teach them a lesson. Make them an offer they can’t refuse. You get the idea. Anyway, just when I thought that was bad enough, some genius at Nikon decides to create this abomination:

Now tell me you don’t want to go all Chris Brown on him.

Please do not wear this.